Randomness

Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car...NAILED! He was hit by a Dodge ... which I found funny and ironic. And you no what? Whenever I see somebody walking down the street or in the hall ways at school and their wearing a Superman t-shirt, I just want to shoot them in the chest and when they start to bleed go, "I guess not". I know it's mean but its so true. I HATE it when somebody turns around in my driveway. I'm just sitting comfortably watching T.V., and I hear a car pulling up and I'm like "Who is this?!" It's so disruptive, so I look out, and its a strange car, I dont know if it's a government official or what haha. I start getting concerned and I'm like "What I dont know this car," then they turn to leave and I'm like "You son of a bitch, you wasted moments of my life! Moments i will never get back!" It makes me so mad. I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you."